Since everyone seems to be posting on their feelings lately, I might share some of mine. Firstly, if you're thinking about posting anecdotes about your life, don't bother. No one cares. Your warden already knows whatever you're going to say from your file, so they don't care either. You're wasting everyone's time ( Read more... )

For reasons totally unrelated to the recent flood, I've recently turned my mind to the issue of barge romantic relationships. [Crane sounds awkward just saying it.] Frankly, I'm confused as to why anyone could ever think that it ever would work out. Ignoring numerous public examples of messy arguments between wardens and inmates alike, I've never ( Read more... )

Public service announcement, barge. Apparently the Batman has made some sort of agreement with the Admiral. You can find him poorly disguised as Bruce Wayne.

Please, do note that he's perfectly willing to be violent provided you offend his delicate sensibilities.

Have a quick social commentary, barge. I think most of you can more or less agree that I treat you all in the same way. Which is horribly, like you deserve. Yet when I apply the same standard to a crazy person, that's socially unacceptable? Please. We're on the barge, more or less everyone here is unstable on some level. I'm not going to make any ( Read more... )

[Warden filtered so hard, and away from Piper ( Read more... )

[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary ( Read more... )

[Crane is in his room, and visible next to him is a stack of books, with titles pointedly turned away from the camera.]

Well, I’m not really sure what to say.

[Beat, in which Crane looks pensive. But only for a second.]

No, actually, I know exactly what I want to say.

To the “Riddler”, you are without a doubt the worst warden on the entire ( Read more... )

[The voice post (public) cuts in halfway through, and it sounds like Crane’s been rambling for quite a while.]

…And there’s disease everywhere. Do you really think you all had the plague? There was no plague. They were trying to cull our numbers. And they have, haven’t they? There are more inmates then wardens, maybe, and people always disappear ( Read more... )

It has been a while since I've been back here, but the new refurbishments are most unwelcome. It's just not fitting for an asylum to have a nautical theme. I don't know if this is a sadly misguided attempt to be humorous or some exceedingly unnecessary seasonal holiday, but it is highly unprofessional. Not to mention a waste of funds and ( Read more... )